When Chris and I first moved in together our childhood stockings (or “socks” as my mom calls them) stayed at home. So, we went to Zellers and the dollar store to buy felt, rhinestones, glitter glue, sparkly ric rac and any other cheesy craft supply we could get our hands on and happily made our own. I decided to go over the top and kitschy. For the first few years the stocking was fun. Sure a few rhinestones would be dangling off and the glitter glue was at the bottom of the Christmas box but who cares? But then Chris got his hands on the stocking is Nana (hi Mary-El!) knit him as a kid.
Mine started to look decidedly lame.
Last year I almost refused to take it out. I started looking for stocking knitting patterns and I fell ass over teakettle for Judy’s Colors. Particularly this one:
But at this time of year I can never justify spending $80 USD plus shipping, not to mention the knitting time, on myself.
So, this year, I thought up a temporary solution. I would buy a sweater at a thrift store, felt it and embroider it. I picked up a grey cashmere sweater at The Salvation Army Thriftstore for around seven bucks. I made a stocking outline from a ceral box using a French curve and I traced it on to freezer paper. Then I drew out a design culling inspiration from some Ravelry projects and particularly from an Ikea pillow Erin gave me a few year ago, which I still adore. Then, using a great tip from EvaL8 on Ravelry, I used a pin and poked in the pencil lines over the drawing, then used some craft paint to sponge the design onto the stockings (scroll down in her pictures to see her doing it). Unfortunately it didn’t work at all and I also could no longer see my design because it was covered in paint. So, I freehanded it.
I am, of course, super critical of my embroidery job. I don’t have a ton of practice at it. But at the same time I know that if Bowie ever chewed this or if it got lost in a move or whathaveyou I would be devastated.
Oh, and did I mention it’s cashmere?
Judy may not be getting my business after all. Sorry Judy!